fellas.
do yourself a kindness & MEMORIZE THIS SHIT.
I have nothing against soyfuckers.
I found this exchange funny.
GPOYfinger. This is for you, Wednesday. I’m keeping the wrist guard, but you can shove THIS where you like. See you next week, mycorpse.
@cravenheart.
Dear Huz,
In an effort to save money, I decided to give up waxing and go totally hippie, hairy muff this winter. I know the thought makes you wince, but you really should be thanking me, since you know how those Brazilians can add up. In fact, this morning I shaved my legs in the sink, broke your razor and clogged up the drain. We probably have to call a plumber, but I figure by next spring the cost will even out. I know, I really am the best wife ever. You lucky thing.
The Wife
This day every week I like to give a shout out and swallow some fried eggs. “Hey you, get in my belly!”
