I have nothing against soyfuckers.
I found this exchange funny.
GPOYfinger. This is for you, Wednesday. I’m keeping the wrist guard, but you can shove THIS where you like. See you next week, mycorpse.
In an effort to save money, I decided to give up waxing and go totally hippie, hairy muff this winter. I know the thought makes you wince, but you really should be thanking me, since you know how those Brazilians can add up. In fact, this morning I shaved my legs in the sink, broke your razor and clogged up the drain. We probably have to call a plumber, but I figure by next spring the cost will even out. I know, I really am the best wife ever. You lucky thing.